El collar de diamantes
Una mujer se levanta por la mañana, despierta a su marido y le dice:
"Cariño, he tenido un sueño maravilloso. He soñado que me regalabas un collar de diamantes por mi cumpleaños. ¿Qué querrá decir?"
El marido le contesta: "Lo sabrás en tu cumpleaños..."
Llega el día del cumpleaños de la esposa y el marido entra en casa con un paquete en la mano. La mujer, emocionada, se lo quita de las manos, rasga nerviosa el papel, abre rápidamente la caja y encuentra un libro titulado:
"El significado de los sueños."
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